Lyrics

Cause I'm a Coupon Lady
I'm just a Coupon Lady
and all the cashiers fear me
cause I'm a bad mother-coupon-cutter

I roll up in the store people startin' to talk
I got curlers in my hair and a limp in my walk
pullin' all the coupons that I got in my purse
I'm gonna grab me a cart 'cause I'm gonna need it for sure
See me cruisin' down the aisle pullin' out all my tricks
I'm gonna save me lots of money, yeah I'm gonna be rich
And as I pull up to the check out all the cashiers, they freak out
you can see it in their faces what their thinking about
Go ahead call the manager to hold that line
Hundred dollars worth of food, but I'll only spend a dime
People giving me looks but I'm taking my time
Cause with these coupons that I got I'm gonna be here all night

Hold up, Wait a minute
Let me take the story back to when I was two
My Mama told me coupon saving is the smart thing to do
Cause when you paying down the credit cards and all o'them bills
you know, you better save on food if you gonna get your fill
So I took her advice and listened well
And became the best coupon cutter in the world
And the legend grew and grew until
The whole town, they banded together, they started calling me...

The Coupon Lady, yeah
I'm just a Coupon Lady, uh
And all the cashiers fear me
Cause I'm the badest Coupon Lady they ever saw
I'm a Coupon Lover
I'm just a low-down mother-cutter
I keep my scissors always near me
Cause I'm a Coupon Lady, yeah, yeah, yeah

On Sunday...People go to church and they pray and they kneel
But for me the sunday paper's where I go to get healed
You know, I stand up and shout out and scream and I rave
Cause with these savings it's enough to make me rise from my grave
Now, every time shop I'm rolling on my previous purchase
Thus reducing every one of my out-of-pocket expenses
50 cents off of milk and stacking on peanut butter
Manufacturer coupon, so I'm gonna get me another
Buying up fruit and saving by the bushel
Move over, brother, yo, I'll take that manager special
Got a dollar off of syrup, Aunt Jemima will do
Buy-One Get-One Free, guess I'm gonna get me two

Cause I'm a Coupon Lady, yeah
I'm just a Coupon Lady, uh
And all the cashiers fear me
Cause I'm the baddest Coupon Lady they ever saw

I'm a Coupon Lover
I'm just a low-down mother-cutter
I keep my scissors always near me
Cause I'm a Coupon Lady, yeah, yeah, yeah

I'm a Coupon Lady, yeah
I'm just a Coupon Lady, uh
And all the managers fear me
Cause I'm the baddest Coupon Lady they ever saw
I'm a Coupon Lover
I'm just a low-down mother-cutter
I keep my scissors always near me
Cause I'm a.....you know what I am!